Wikipedia is ran by bunch of clueless clowns.

I often wonder if wikipedia is ran by mentally challenged people? This one is proven to be true. Here is a perfect example.

let’s look at this OCD wikipedia administrator, “Can’t sleep, clown will eat me”, yes, that is his/her real user name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Can’t_sleep%2C_clown_will_eat_me

A clown picture was posted, it is probably himself/herself. Under the picture, it has “AHHHH IT’S GOING TO EEEAAAAT MEEE!!!!!! “

Will any serious encyclopedia company ever hire a ridiculous clown looking like a clown to be their administrator or editor? Can this person dress like a clown if he works for microsoft or google? Certainly not. So you know the quality wikipedia has.

Check out all those ridiculous wikipedia stars s/he got. It seems that wikipedia’s mentality is really only at elementary school level, those OCD administrators constantly give each other stars as if they are still in elementary schools. Wikipedia itself is a giant elementary school while obsessed with pornography.

check out those ridiculous names of those stars this clown has got.

The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar (meaning: pissed off lots of good editors by reverting their good contributions)
The Working Man’s Barnstar (meaning: people who are not working in real life who spend all their time as jobless wikipedia administrators)
The Tireless Contributor Barnstar (meaning: obsessed with wikipedia, with no real life job, spent most of free time on here)
The Barnstar of Good Humor (Is wikipedia a comedy club? now we know why we can’t take it seriously.)
The Surreal Barnstar (meaning: they spend nighttime on wikipedia as daytime, and daytime for sleeping.)
The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar (meaning: adamantly refuse to seek counseling for wikipedia generated OCD)
The Purple Star
The Original Barnstar
The Barnstar of Diligence
The Excellent Userpage Award
The Special Barnstar

They obviously have no imaginiation, that is why they ran out of names, that is why they have to name two stars as “original barnstar” and “special barnstar”.

So next time, when you see someone has some stars on his/her page, that means s/he is addicted. S/he must have spent a lot of time working as OCD administrators, and has pissed a lot of real editors in order to get those meaningless stars.

Wikipedia encourages multiple personality disorder, multiple fake accounts on that site!

In the last article, it was mentioned that in order to avoid OCD administrators, it is a very good idea to create new accounts often to avoid being stalked by those administrators. Well, it seems that wikipedia not only is creating more and more OCD patients, it also is encouraging people to have multiple personality disorders.

Just read this article,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:SOCK#Legitimate_uses_of_multiple_accounts

It has “Multiple accounts have legitimate uses.” “Some editors use multiple accounts to segregate their contributions for various reasons.”

It is certainly not a surprise. Wikipedia has some pizza delivery man as their administrator, so it won’t hurt to encourage people to have as many fake accounts as they want. After all, to be an administrator on wikipedia, no education is required.

In real life, will any government allow its citizens to have several fake IDs? Can students at schools have several user names to get on the school’s computer system? Do the public allow the politicians to have several different identities? Where else in the world that allows people to have multiple accounts? Nowhere else, but on wikipedia.

First, wikipedia creates more and more OCD patients, now it also encourages people to have multiple personality disorders. That is why that site is so popular with so many mental patients managing that site. Each and everyday, it attracts more and more mental patients eager waiting and applying to the next OCD administrators. After all, those people can’t keep a real job in real life, they are nobody in real life, but wikipedia gives them a sense of “pride” and importance that they have never achieved before.

check out this typical wikipedia generated Obsessive-compuslive disorder patient – AuburnPilot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=250&target=AuburnPilot

This typical wikipedia generated Obesessive-Compuslive disorder patient AuburnPilot is seriously addicted to the Internet and wikipedia. Just check out his “contribution.” For example, he got on 3-28-2007 at 01:18, ended at 09:10, that is about total of eight hours! He wasted his another eight hours of his life time “editing” an online encyclopedia.

And what was he doing for the long hours? Well, that is also a typical pattern like many of the wikipedia generated OCD patients, he spent almost all the time on reverting people’s editions, meaning, he was just there to piss other people off. And the rest of the time, he was just “talking” to other users. He was not on wikipedia to edit any articles at all. Wikipedia is a perfect site for obsessive compulsive disorder patients like him. He does not need to contribute, he is just there to fulfill his urge of expressing his serious disorder.

Anyday and anytime, wikipedia has many OCD patients who are addicted to that site, who are just wasting their life away by “editing” the free encyclopedia. As long as wikipedia exists, those people will not have a normal life. That site is their lifeline, they can’t live without it any more. They have no social life, and they have no need for food or water. Many of them probably don’t have a job, either. That is why they can spend so many free hours on there doing nothing, but reverting and reverting.

So as you can see, wikipedia generated obsessive-compuslive disorder is a real serious disease. Not many people realize that that site is like a black hole that continues to create more and more OCD patients worldwide.

Wikipedia generated Obsessive-compulsive disorder

”’Obsessive-compulsive disorder”’ (”’OCD”’) is a psychiatric disorder characterized by a subject’s obsessive, intrusive thoughts and related compulsions (tasks or “rituals”) which attempt to neutralize the obsessions. The newest disorder is named as “Wikipedia generated Obsessive-compulsive disorder.” It is a sub-category of OCD.

Wikipedia gives many people a false sense of grandiose by calling everyone the “editor. It gives those people a fake sense of pride, because they were nobody, now they are “editors” of an encyclopedia, it is as if all of sudden anyone without a formal education is a college professor. It is a serious cyber machine that is destroying many people’s regular life, by making them more miserable and angry, many of the new users who have tendency of being obsesive complusive, actually become a patient of Obsessive-Compuslive disorder due to the bully administrators who do not respect other people’s work.

wikipedia creates addiction and obsessive compulsive disorder people, especially for their over 3361 administrators. They get the ultimate high by banning other people who tried to edit articles. Many OCD administrators do not really edit articles, they have this disorder, so they are there to piss people off, to revert articles that they don’t like over and over. Hence, their activities piss other people off, so throughout that site, it helps to create more people with OCD.

It is also a world-wide phenomena. It has formats in many other languages. As of January 2007, it has 250 languages, so it is expected that more and more people will be drawn into this worldwide blackhole. As that site continues to grow, it will attract more OCD or OCD-tendency people.

==Signs==
The patient will have a fast heart beat, sweaty palms, can’t sleep well, get angry easily, spend less time engaging real life social activities, lose social touch by indulging in online fighting, the patient must fight till the end until he wins the “editing war.”

==Symptoms==
For the OCD administrators, their sole purpose is to revert anything that are edited by people that they don’t like, to piss people off. They get a sense of accomplishment and natural high. That site is their ultimate mental drug. It does not matter to them if their reverted version is correct or not. They stay online all day and all night, just because they want to ban those particular users that they are fixated on. Even though they are not getting paid for what they are doing, the first thing they do when they are connected to the internet is to see if any banned users are back on again.

The person spends hours on that site, the person will get agitated and angry if he is not allowed to keep his own edition on the articles that he has edited.

==Examples==

;OCD admistrators

Here is an example of this typical OCD administrator Khoikhoi’s[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Khoikhoi] work, he kept reverting a vandalised version,[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cultural_Revolution&oldid=97600794] the top of the page was moved to the bottom.

=== Hey, thanks for reporting me ASSHOLE!!! ===

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Penwhale]

Thanks for reporting me for reverting vandalism and removing spam. I had trouble with a spammer who added spam then get pissed because I removed it so he decided that since he couldn’t have any external links that he’d remove them all–even though there had been prior discussion about the one that was there–the only external link I’ve ever seen without advertisements.

Maybe you could watch the articles that I am constantly removing spam from? Everyday websites with advetisements for prostitution are adding external links to Wikipedia and I remove them as quickly as I find them but they keep coming back. Why don’t YOU watch those articles, SHITHEAD?

”’ASSHOLE!!!”’

You fucking cocksucker. If I’m ever blocked again for removing spam or reverting vandalism I AM GOING TO BE THE ONE ADDING SPAM PROMOTING PROSTITUTION TO EVERY ARTICLE I CAN FIND. Just to spite you, asshole! Without ME these adult-related articles would be NOTHING BUT EXTERNAL LINKS AND IN-ARTICLE SPAM. GOT IT ASSHOLE??? <small>—The preceding [[Wikipedia:Sign your posts on talk pages|unsigned]] comment was added by [[User:Monkeybreath|Monkeybreath]] ([[User talk:Monkeybreath|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Monkeybreath|contribs]]) 10:26, 14 January 2007 (UTC).</small><!– HagermanBot Auto-Unsigned –>

===List of OCD administrators===

*Khoikhoi [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Khoikhoi]

===List of OCD administrators===

*Khoikhoi [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Khoikhoi]

*Ginkgo100 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ginkgo100]
===List of OCD users===

*Musical Linguist [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Musical_Linguist]

*Gunslinger47 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gunslinger47]
*Someguy0830 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Someguy0830]
*Tjstrf [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Tjstrf]

wikipedia creates addiction and obsessive compulsive disorder people.

for an oridinary user, you may have found out about that site by accident. Then you read the articles, they seem to be fine. and they have the addictive function “edit” right on each article page. So you click on edit, bingo, now you are editing an encyclopedia, wow, doesn’t that give you an instant sense of accomplishment and grandiose feeling? After all, most of the users are just common people, now all of sudden, according to the name that wikipedia uses, you are an “editor.” And you don’t need any formal eductation in order to be an editor on wikipedia. A little 7-years-old kid can edit that encyclopedia as well. Just go to other web sites, and find out about that particular topic, then just re-write them on wikipedia. there you have it, you are an important online encyclopedia editor.

Once you start, how can you stop? After all, you must know something that other people don’t know. Since you wrote the article, so you want to add external links. And you can add internal links to other pages, too. Well, so you add internal links to other articles, now what have you done? Of course, you want to check out what others wrote in those articles. No article is perfect, so you start to edit other articles, add links, add pictures. And if you know another language, of course, you want to help out. So you click on the link which will lead you to the other language page with the same article. Hey, there are lots of mistakes, or the article is missing something. And you know you can help, so you start to edit that article.

By the time, you finish one article, you realize time flies. It is time for bed already. Since you worked so hard on those articles, you want to make sure that they stay in the same, So the next day, you want to go on that site again. This time, you are looking for new information, you just want to know if your articles are still there and well. now what is going happen, what if someone changed what you wrote the day before? and you feel that s/he is so wrong. You must change it back to keep this encyclopedia as accurate as it can be. So you start to revert. of course, the other users feel the same way, they want to keep what they wrote. now an editing war starts. Ya, since you are an “editor” of an “encyclopedia,” therefore, it is an “editing” war. Then what is going to happen. Either you give up, or the other person give up, or those obsessive compulsive disorder administrators ban one of you.

Now the other person or you are totally pissed off. so they go online again, try to edit the same article again. then those OCD administrators get pissed because they have to revert and revert. Finally, they decide to lock that article due to “vandalism.” Now both of you get pissed at the OCD administrators, because you can’t edit any more. Now what are you gonna do? So you see, wikipedia does nothing good, but to help you to form a new addiction. So do yourself a favor, never use it, and never edit it. Think it this way, only nerds like to site in front of the computer and edit a boring encyclopedia. Sure they have millions of articles, but how many people actually read those articles? You spend your valuable time editing articles, in the end, no one really reads them. So why bother. You could have used those time to relax, have some real fun with real peole. Let those obsessive compulsive disorder administrators abuse their crazy silly powers, you yourself have a good life to enjoy.

It is like a black hole, it sucks you in. You can never get out of it. It is evil with all those OCD administrators who get high by pissing people off.